Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A new Chuck Norris joke

I just heard a Chuck Norris joke that is apropos of our discussion on evolution:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

5 comments:

kehrsam said...

So does this mean you're in the Mike Huckabee camp? I've always worked on the Democratic side in politics, but I have to say the Huckabee ad with Chuck is the funniest political commercial I've ever seen.

motheral said...

You call that "new?" That joke's so old even I have had time to modify it:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

All of whom are watching Chuck Norris 24/7 and keeping Jason Bourne informed of his every move.

Anonymous said...

How pathetic(and unfunny). Interestingly enough both Chuck Norris and Martin Cothran have the same amount of scientific training and knowledge.

Martin Cothran said...

Anonymous,

I've googled "anonymous" on the web and I can't find your vitae, but I'm sure you must have a long list of scientific degrees. Still, you might want to consider the fact that you don't need a scientific degree to engage in reasoned discourse.

In any case, you scientific mystics are so solemn these days, I just had to post the joke to lighten things up a bit.

Trust me. It's good for you.

Steve said...

And there is no global warming - Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the heat.