Here is Mr. Savage (there is a Mrs. too, only he's a Mr.) at the podium eggsplainink how ze Bible iz evil und how ze üntermenschen (in ozer verds, ze Kristians) should be dealt vis.
Mr. Savage is very clear on what he thinks is the Final Solution to the problem of bullying.
As you can see, it's punctuated by some of the high schoolers that were there at the National High School Journalism Conference, sponsored by the Journalism Education Association and the National Scholastic Press Association, leaving during his speech, apparently out of protest.
Zey vill be dealt vis later.
Among other things, Savage writes a sex advice column called "Savage Love." Here is an account of Mr. Savage's message (From the Wikipedia article):
The openly gay author uses the column as a forum for his strong opinions that reject conservative views on love, sex, and family. He generally encourages advice-seekers to pursue their fetishes, so long as activities are legal, consensual, safe, and respectful. The tone of the column is humorous, and Savage does not shy away from using profanity. The cornerstone of his sexual ethics is consent; he is thus strongly opposed to bestiality, child molestation, and rape. He speaks out against incest and social inequality, too. Though Savage encourages sexual experimentation, he does not encourage carelessness. He frequently uses his position to promote safer sex and awareness of AIDS.We're so glad he speaks out against incest. We're just wondering what he thinks of consensual incest.
I'm sure we can all agree that this is just the man we need speaking to the nation's schoolchildren. They won't know how to read and write, but buddy, they'll know how to pursue their fetishes.